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nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

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meaningfuldomainnamehere:

I want to say something that really expresses how excited and amazed I am by the new Hobbit trailer but I’m such a mess right now all I can really muster is GOAT CAVALRY

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pippinforthewin:

The Lord of the Rings: Actual Book Dialogue

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whitehandthrasher:

I only have like 2-3 friends who are actually my friend and aren’t just trying to get in my pants

Can i count because I don’t do ‘trying’?  :3 

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kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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