221cbakerstreet:

ilvalentinos:

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

#the man. the myth. the legend.

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

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Everyone I know goes away 
In the end 
And you could have it all 
My empire of dirt 
I will let you down 
I will make you hurt 

(Source: pedalbear)

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thejackbiggs:

ickle-nellie-rose:

The Daily Mail Timeline of Shame
Seriously, I hate this piece of sh*t paper SO MUCH.

The Daily Mail is the most full of shit thing this side of Uranus; for example, over the years they have said that the following all cause cancer: 
Age, air, alcohol, aspirin and calcium Ham, honey, eggs, dogs, dieting and soupBeing a woman, being a man, bubble bath and food from cansBeing black, wearing bras, left-handiness and speedy cars Ostergoen, climate change, baby food, the menopause Beef, beer, pizza, pork, cereal and worchester sauce Childlessness, children, vitamins and bacon 

thejackbiggs:

ickle-nellie-rose:

The Daily Mail Timeline of Shame

Seriously, I hate this piece of sh*t paper SO MUCH.

The Daily Mail is the most full of shit thing this side of Uranus; for example, over the years they have said that the following all cause cancer: 

Age, air, alcohol, aspirin and calcium 
Ham, honey, eggs, dogs, dieting and soup
Being a woman, being a man, bubble bath and food from cans
Being black, wearing bras, left-handiness and speedy cars 
Ostergoen, climate change, baby food, the menopause 
Beef, beer, pizza, pork, cereal and worchester sauce 
Childlessness, children, vitamins and bacon 

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castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

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thats-so-meme:

burlyburr:

Um…UM…

actual preview of the upcoming pokemon movie featuring Xerneas

thats-so-meme:

burlyburr:

Um…UM…

actual preview of the upcoming pokemon movie featuring Xerneas

(Source: klumtv)

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ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

(Source: homovikings)

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lillaverser:

Things that will fuck you up:

  1. Municipal Waste

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U hwæt m8?
Beowulf, probably. (via rigfhennid)

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